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Jun 28, 2005

Mahasiswi ITS yang blum resmi...

Alhamdulillah... bisa jadi mahasiswi ITS.. walaupun blum diresmikan... hehehe... makasih buat dukungan semua temen2... juga guru2 sarah...

juga Ortu yang udah ngeluarin banyak modal buat masukin sarah ke ITS... hehehehe

doakan sarah berhasil yaaa...................

Posted at 09:55 pm by Kikio
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Oct 9, 2004

Allah itu ada

Ada seorang pemuda yang lama sekolah di negeri paman Sam kembali ketanah air. Sesampainya dirumah ia meminta kepada orang tuanya untuk mencari seorang Guru agama, kiai atau siapapun yang bisa menjawab 3 pertanyaannya. Akhirnya Orang tua pemuda itu mendapatkan orang tersebut.

Pemuda: Anda siapa? Dan apakah bisa menjawab pertanyaan-pertanyaan saya?
Kyai : Saya hamba Allah dan dengan izin-Nya saya akan menjawab pertanyaan anda

Pemuda: Anda yakin? sedang Profesor dan banyak orang pintar saja tidak mampu menjawab pertanyaan saya.
Kyai : Saya akan mencoba sejauh kemampuan saya

Pemuda: Saya punya 3 buah pertanyaan
1. Kalau memang Tuhan itu ada, tunjukan wujud Tuhan kepada saya
2. Apakah yang dinamakan takdir
3. Kalau syetan diciptakan dari api kenapa dimasukan ke neraka yang dibuat dari api,tentu tidak menyakitkan buat syetan Sebab mereka memiliki unsur yang sama. Apakah Tuhan tidak pernah berfikir sejauh itu?

Tiba-tiba Kyai tersebut menampar pipi si Pemuda dengan keras.
Pemuda (sambil menahan sakit): Kenapa anda marah kepada saya?
Kyai : Saya tidak marah...Tamparan itu adalah jawaban saya atas 3 buah pertanyaan yang anda ajukan kepada saya

Pemuda: Saya sungguh-sungguh tidak mengerti
Kyai : Bagaimana rasanya tamparan saya?
Pemuda: Tentu saja saya merasakan sakit
Kyai : Jadi anda percaya bahwa sakit itu ada?
Pemuda: Ya
Kyai : Tunjukan pada saya wujud sakit itu !
Pemuda: Saya tidak bisa
Kyai : Itulah jawaban pertanyaan pertama: kita semua merasakan keberadaan Tuhan tanpa mampu melihat wujudnya.

Kyai : Apakah tadi malam anda bermimpi akan ditampar oleh saya?
Pemuda: Tidak
Kyai : Apakah pernah terpikir oleh anda akan menerima sebuah tamparan dari saya hari ini?
Pemuda: Tidak
Kyai : Itulah yang dinamakan Takdir

Kyai : Terbuat dari apa tangan yang saya gunakan untuk menampar anda?
Pemuda: kulit
Kyai : Terbuat dari apa pipi anda?
Pemuda: kulit
Kyai : Bagaimana rasanya tamparan saya?
Pemuda: sakit
Kyai : Walaupun Syeitan terbuat dari api dan Neraka terbuat dari api,Jika Tuhan berkehendak maka Neraka akan Menjadi tempat menyakitkan untuk syeitan.

Posted at 07:07 pm by Kikio
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Sep 23, 2004

Tanda-tanda Kiamat

TANDA-TANDA KIAMAT

1. Dari Anas r.a. berkata; "Akan aku
ceritakan kepada kamu sebuah hadis yang tidak ada
orang lain yang akan menceritakan setelah aku. Aku
mendengar Rasulullah s.a.w. bersabda; Di antara
tanda kiamat ialah sedikit ilmu, banyak kejahilan,
berlaku banyak perzinaan, ramai kaum perempuan dan
sedikit kaum lelaki sehingga nantinya seorang lelaki
akan mengurus lima puluh orang perempuan." - Riwayat
Bukhari & Muslim.

2. Dari Abu Hurairah r.a. bahawasanya
Rasulullah s.a.w. bersabda; "Hari Kiamat tidak akan
terjadi sehingga harta benda melimpah ruah dan
timbul fitnah (ujian kepada keimanan) dan banyak
berlaku 'al-Harj'". Sahabat bertanya, "Apakah itu '
al-Harj ' hai Rasulullah?", Nabi s.a.w. menjawab,
"Peperangan demi peperangan." - Sahih Bukhari &
Muslim.

3. Dari Abu Hurairah r.a. berkata,
Rasulullah s.a.w. berkata; "Tidak akan terjadi
kiamat sehinggalah Tanah Arab (yang tandus ini)
menjadi lembah yang subur dialiri sungai-sungai." -
Riwayat Muslim.

4. Dari Anas b. Malik r.a.
bahawasanya Rasulullah s.a.w. bersabda; "Tidak
berlaku hari kiamat sehingga umatku bermegah-megah
(dengan binaan) masjid." - Riwayat Abu Dawud.

5. Dari Abdullah b. Mas'ud r.a.
berkata, Rasulullah s.a.w. bersabda; "Dunia tidak
akan hilang (kiamat) sehinggalah bangsa Arab akan
dikuasai oleh seorang lelaki daripada keluargaku
(keturunanku) yang namanya sama dengan namaku." -
Riwayat Tirmidzi.

6. Dari Ali b. Abi Talib r.a.
berkata; "Telah bersabda Rasulullah s.a.w. ; "Sudah
hampir sampai suatu masa di mana tidak tinggal lagi
daripada Islam itu kecuali hanya namanya dan tidak
tinggal daripada Al-Quran itu kecuali hanya
tulisannya. Masjid-masjid mereka tersergam indah,
tetapi ia kosong dari hidayah. Ulama mereka adalah
sejahat-jahat makhluk yang ada di bawah naungan
langit. Dari mereka berpunca fitnah itu kembali." -
Riwayat Al Baihaqi.

7. Dari Abu Hurairah r.a. dari Nabi
s.a.w. sabdanya; "Segerakanlah berbuat amal
kebajikan sebelum datang bayang bagaikan malam gelap
gelita. Pagi-pagi seorang masih mukmin tetapi
apabila petang dia kafir; atau petang hari dia masih
mukmin, pagi hari dia kafir. Dijual agamanya kerana
mengharapkan keuntungan dunia." - Sahih Muslim.

8. Dari Anas bin Malik r.a. berkata,
Rasulullah s.a.w. bersabda; "Tidak akan terjadi
kiamat sehingga masa menjadi singkat, maka setahun
dirasakan seperti sebulan dan sebulan dirasakan
seperti seminggu dan seminggu dirasakan seperti
sehari dan sehari dirasakan seperti sejam, sejam
dirasakan seperti satu petikan api." - Riwayat
Tirmidzi.

Kesimpulan antara tanda-tanda kiamat:

1. Sedikit ilmu, banyak kejahilan,
berlaku banyak perzinaan, ramai kaum perempuan dan
sedikit kaum lelaki sehingga seorang lelaki akan
mengurus lima puluh orang perempuan.

2. Harta benda melimpah ruah dan
timbul fitnah (ujian kepada keimanan) serta banyak
berlaku peperangan demi peperangan.

3. Tanah Arab (yang tandus) menjadi
subur dialiri sungai-sungai.

4. Manusia bermegah-megah (dengan
binaan) masjid.

5. Sehingga bangsa Arab akan
dikuasai oleh seorang lelaki daripada keluarga atau
keturunan Nabi yang namanya sama dengan nama Baginda
saw (Imam Mahdi).

6. Islam itu cuma hanya tinggal
nama dan Al-Quran itu hanya tinggal tulisan (Tidak
dibaca dan tidak di'amalkan).

7. Masjid-masjid tersergam indah,
tetapi ia kosong dari hidayah(Tidak di'imarahkan).

8. Ulama menyebabkan terjadi fitnah.

9. Seorang yang ketika pagi masih
mukmin tetapi apabila petang dia kafir; atau petang
hari dia masih mukmin, pagi hari dia kafir (mudah
murtad).

10. Jual agama kerana mengharapkan
keuntungan dunia (sanggup gadai agama demi pangkat
kedudukan dan sebagainya).

11. Masa menjadi singkat, setahun
dirasakan seperti sebulan dan sebulan dirasakan
seperti seminggu dan seminggu dirasakan seperti
sehari dan sehari dirasakan seperti sejam, sejam
dirasakan seperti satu petikan api.

12. Yang paling penting bukan tanda
kiamat itu, tetapi apakah persediaan kita menghadapi
hari yang pasti berlaku itu - Surah Al-Hasyr ayat 18
bermaksud: " Wahai orang-orang yang beriman,
takutlah kamu kepada Allah dan hendaklah tiap-tiap
orang memperhatikan apa yang diusahakannya (bekalan)
untuk esok (hari kiamat), dan takutlah kepada Allah.
Sesungguhnya Allah maha mengetahui apa yang kamu
kerjakan".
Sekian, wallahu a'lam

Posted at 09:09 pm by Kikio
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Sep 13, 2004

dear..dear

hmmmzzz...I sad about tragedy that happened some day ago... tragedi kuningan... akibat keegoisan pribadi... korban sipil jatuh...tidak seharusnya keegoisan itu di umbar ... tidak seharusnya orang tidak berdosa menangung derita akibat keegoisan penjahat busuk... tidak seharusnya indonesia yang terpuruk ini makin dihancurkan...

sadarlah hai orang-orang busuk yang tak berhati...taubat...taubat... taubat itu indah... ya tak??

Posted at 07:29 pm by Kikio
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Aug 22, 2004

fall in love?

fallin in love?? read this

don't find love but let love find u That's why it's called fall in love because u don't force ur self to fall, u just fall

I love u not because I need u but I need u because I love u

U came from no where and in no time got chose,.. not to me but to my heart

when two friends fall in love they learn they are meant for each other. When They fall out of love they realize they want to keep each other forever.

Once you have loved you will always love. For what's in your mind may escape but what's in your heart will remain forever.

All my life I was afraid That I would never find love..and now that I've found it and I afraid I'm that will lose it

it breaks your heart to see the one you love is happy with some one else but it's more painful to know that the one you love is unhappy with you

there are so many stars in the sky only some get noiced among those you choose to ignore is the one wich was welling to shine for you forever even it glance remined elsewhere

hope u all have love that as sweet as honey.. and warm like the sun..

Posted at 02:51 am by Kikio
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Aug 11, 2004

believe it or not??

If you were born on the 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th of any month you are number 1.
If you were born on the 2nd, 11th, 20th, 29th of any month you are number 2.
If you were born on the 3rd, 12th, 21st, 30th of any month you are number 3.
If you were born on the 4th, 13th, 22nd, 31st of any month you are Number 4.
If you were born on the 5th, 14th, 23rd of any month then you are number 5.
If you were born on the 6th, 15th, 24th of any month then you are number 6.
If you were born on the 7th, 16th, 25th of any month then you are number 7.
If you were born on the 8th, 17th, 26th of a ny month then you are number 8.
If you were born on the 9th, 18th, 27th of any month then you are number 9.

Number 1
-You are smart, frank, funny, stubborn, hardworking, honest, jealous on
competing basis, kind hearted, friendly, and authoritative. Famous Person always
want to be and regarded as First on position, they are often like to be independent,
will never be under others, self confident people!
-You are most likely to fall in love in the younger age, but will get married when you
mature!
-You are likely to have problems with people who have opposite views and you are
most likely to take revenge over your enemies in a long time basis.
-You are a spender, but you will have a good profession in the future.
-If you are guy, you will be very popular that everybody will have mental attraction
and respect you.
-You can go anywhere from the local shop to the heart of the parliament because
you are positive and talented in numerous issues!! But make sure in your life, you
will always have some people who will work hard to support. Because of your smart
behavior, you will be hated by some people too.
-Your family life is very cool; you will have a very nice partner & wonderful children.
-You are Pioneer, Independent & Original.
-Your best match is 4, 6, 8 good match is 3, 5, 7.

Number 2
- No matter what, you will be loved by every one because your ruler is the Moon and
every one loves the Moon, huh!!
- Well, you are a person who day dream a lot. You have very low-self confidence,
  you need back up for every move inyour life.
-You are very much unpredictable means you do change according to time and
circumstances. Selfish and have a very strong sense of musical, artistic talent, and
verbal communication.
-Your attitudes are like the Moon comes to Gloom and fade away so everybody can
expect changes in you. You can be a next Mahatma Gandhi who is peace loving or
you can be a Hitler who wants to destroy the mankind and peace. I mean in the
community and your own home.
-If you really have a deep thought about your own, believe in God, you can feel the
difference which will make you stronger! Most of the time your words are a kind of
would be happening. True! You can predict the situation. You will become poets,
writers, or any artistic business people!
-You are not strong in love, so you will be there and here till you get marry.
-If you are a girl, you will be a responsible woman in The whole family.
-If you are a man, you will involve in fights and arguments in the family or vice-versa.
You are gentle, intuitive with a broad vision, a power behind the scenes, well
balanced people!!!
-Your best match is 2, 5, and 9 no other people can put up with you!!!

Number 3
- You are a person of hard hearted, selfish most of the times, religious, loves to climb
up in your life.
-You always tend to have lots of problems within your family in the early stages but
you will put up with everything.
-You have strong word power, pretty happy face, so wherever you go, you always
have got what you wanted!!! And from the birth you always wanted to work hard in
order to achieve something.
-You will not get anything without hard work! When you reach a Man/Woman age,
you want other younger listen to you because you want younger people to respect
older people. You do set so many examples to others.< /P> Generally you re not a
cool person. It's not easy dealing with you! But once you like someone's attitude,
then here you go. It will be a lasting friendship.
-You always have respect from others. Your life seems to have lots of worries and
problems but they won't be long.
-You will always have brilliant kids!!!
-You love money a bit too much so temptation will push you to endless trying.
-If you are a guy, you will be looking after your family and helping friends, and will
spend a life time just being generous and (except 21st born Men) you will be such
an example of how to be in the culture & Life!!!
-If you are girl, then it's your good character and hardworking attitude you always
follow. You are a Freedom Lover, Creative Ambition focused who brings Beauty,
Hope & Joy to this world!!!
-Your best match are 6, 9. Good match are 1, 3, 5.

Number 4
-You are very stubborn and very hard working.
-You have rough word power which might put lots of people away from you.
-You may cause nuisance to others if you are a man.
-You often understand others well and their problems.
-If you are a girl you are very good with studies and arts.
-If you are guy you spend most of the time after girl friends. You will have fun life
with mates & girls.
-Your friends will spend your time & money and get away with their life and you will
become empty handed and don't know what to do, so be careful!! You love to
spend anyway!!!
-Your good will is you are always there to help family and friends.
-You always fall in love in younger age as well.
-You need to be careful of people who will take advantage of your kind heart and
beware of your relations too.
-You are practical, patient, persistent, a bit old-fashioned.
-You best matches are 1, 8. Good matches are 5, 6, 7.

Number 5
- You are very popular within the community.
-You can get things done by just chatting to even enemies!
-You have a pretty good business mind.
-You are someone who acts on impulse.
-You will be famous if you open up a business, get involve in share dealings, music
etc.
-Very popular with sense of humor, you are the one your friends and families will
always ask for help and you are the one actually get money on credit and help your
friends!!
-You will have more than 1 relationship, but when you get settle down you will be a
bit selfish.
-Anyway, because your other half will have a pretty good amount of control in you.
-Be careful you tend to go for other relationships/contacts even you are married at
times because of y our popularity.
-You are someone who gets along with anyone because the number 5 is the middle
number.
-You like changes and freedom.
-You are an Explorer with Magic on your face. You learn your life through experience
and it's your Best Teacher!!!
-Your best matches are 1, 2, 9. Good matches are 6, 8.

Number 6
-You are born to enjoy. You don't care about others, you always want to enjoy your
life time.
-You are a person. You will be very good in either education or in business
management!
-You are talented, kind (but only with people who you think are nice), beautiful girls
and guys. Popular and more than lucky with anything in their Lives. All the goodness
does comes to you. The mind and body is just made perfect.
-If you are a number 6 man, you will experience looks from most girls and will involve
in more than few
relationships until you get marry!!!
-If you are girl, most of them will get marry/engage early. You are caring towards
your family and friends. You are a person of Compassion, Comfort & Fairness, Good
judgment, and after all you can heal this world to make peace forever because you
have great power of caring.
-Your best matches are 1, 6, 9. Good matches are 4, 5.

Number 7
- You have got the attraction to anyone out there.
-You are realistic, confident, happy, a talented individual in your Education, Music,
Arts, Singing, and most importantly Acting.
-You have real problems with bad temper!!
-If you are girl, you are popular with the subjects listed above, you give up things for
your parents, I mean you value your family status a lot. You will be in the top rank
when you reach a certain age!
-If you are a guy, you are popular with Girls. You are a very talented too! Most of
the number 7s faces lots of problems with their marriage life. Only a very few are
happy!! It's probably the Lord give you all sort of humans talents and you are about
to suffer in family life, so you need to get ready looking for a partner rather than
waiting. If you don't, then you might end-up single!!!
-You are wonderful, Friendly, Artistic, Happy person.
-You are born to contribute lot to this world!!!
-Your best match is 2. Good matches are 1, 4.

Number 8
- You are a very strong personality, there's no one out there will understand you.
-You are very good at pointing your finger at some thing!!!
-You are more likely to suffer from the early age poverty.
-If your times are not good you might lose either of your parents and end up looking
after your entire family.
-You often suffer all the way in life. The problems will not allow you to study further,
but you will learn the life in a very practical way!!!
-You are the one who will fight for justice and may die in the war too!!! you are
normally very reserved with handful of friends and most of the time, live life lonely
and always prepared to help.
-Well, once you get marry (which is often late) then your bad lucks will go away a
bit, then you become safe.
-Beware of un-expected problems from the terror, government, poisonous animals &
accidents.
-You are someone with discipline, persistence, courage which will take you to the
Success!!
-You are a Great art of a team, family and a fighter!!!
-Your Best matches are 1, 4, 8. Good match is 5.

Number 9
-Hey, you guys are the un-compatible people in the world, you are so strong,
physically and mentally.
-You often have big-aims. You will work hard and hard to get there, normally you
suffer in the early age from family's problems and generally you will have fighting
life, but when you achieve what you have done, it's always a big-task!!
-You are so much respected in the community.
-You are a person who can make a challenge and successfully finish the matter off.
-You are very naughty in your younger age, often beaten up by your parents, and
involve in fights and you seemed to have lots of injuries in your life time, but when
you grow, you become calm and macho type!!!
-Tell you what, Love is not an easy matter for you.
-You are g ood in engineering or banking jobs because people always trust you!
-Your family life is very good, but will have worries over your children.
-Your qualities are humanitarian, patient, quick witted & compassionate, You are born
to achieve targets and serve every one all equally without any prejudice!
-You are totally a Role Model to everybody in the world for a Great Inspiration!!!
-Your best matches are 3, 5, 6, 9. Good match is 2.

Posted at 11:22 pm by Kikio
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Jul 30, 2004

Kamu ditolak !??...belum tentuuu....baca dulu kamusnya!!!

Message: Buat para cowok yang jomblo dan ditolak all the time ...

Ini dia, hasil dari eksperimen bertahun-tahun, berhasil mengungkap maksud apa di balik tanggapan seorang cewek saat ada yang menyatakan cinta. Ini asli 100% tokcer, jadi kalo kamu ada yang ngalamin seperti salah satu di bawah ini, jangan putus asa, selalu ada jalan. Jadi cowok memang harus optimis bo.:)

Roni : Aku suka sama kamu, Rin... Aku pengin kamu jadi pacarku. Rina : (Malu-malu) Aku juga suka sama kamu, Ron. Artinya - Jelas si Rina suka sama si Roni, sampe ngomong terus terang gitu.
Hendro : Nov, Aku bener-bener suka sama kamu. Aku pengin kita bisa jalan bareng. Novi : Kayaknya kita lebih baik temenan aja, deh. Kita kan udah lama temenan. Artinya - Novi pun sebenarnya suka sama si Hendro. Status "teman" hanya buat alasan aja buat si Novi biar bisa deket terus sama si Hendro.

Andri : Aku ngerasa cocok jalan sama kamu. Mau gak jadi pacarku, Wen? Wenny : Jangan sekarang deh ...Aku pengen konsentrasi studiku dulu Artinya - Wenny suka sama si Andri, jawaban yang ngegantung dan ngambang kayak gitu maksudnya biar Andri penasaran dan tetep "stay around" si Wenny. Dengan gitu kan mereka bisa tetep deket. Andaikan si Wenny nggak suka, pasti ngomong terus terang sama Andri.

Roy : Kamu cakep deh, Lia... Aku pengen pacaran sama kamu... Lia : Terus terang ya, Roy , aku nggak suka sama kamu. Aku benci sama kamu. Kamu egois, kamu bau, kamu urakan, kamu cowok males! Pokoknya aku benciii sama kamu!! Artinya - Perhatian Lia gede sama Roy. Lia tau semua sifat-sifat Roy, sampe baunya segala. Nggak banyak cewek yang perhatian kayak gitu. Dan sangat mungkin itu artinya Lia aslinya suka sama Roy.

Indra : Aku udah lama merhatiin kamu, Yen... Aku suka en sayang banget sama kamu... Yenni : (Tertawa lepas) Haa... ha... huahaaa... ha... Lucu kamu, 'Ndra! Artinya - Betapa gembiranya Yenni mendengar ucapan Indra. Ekspresi tawa bahagia tiada tara. Jelas banget si Yenni suka sama sama si Indra, sampe dibilang kalo Indra lucu segala.

Yanto : Ria, mau nggak jadi pacarku? Ria : Plak!! Plak!! (Ria "menyentuh" pipi si Yanto) Artinya - Yanto spesial buat Ria. "Sentuhan" tangan Ria ke pipi Yanto (sampe 2 kali bahkan, ninggalin bekas merah lagi) adalah sentuhan yang nggak semua cowok bisa ngerasain. Peluang besar buat Yanto bahwa Ria suka sama dia.

Bimo : Win, Wina... Aku suka banget sama kamu. Pacaran yuk... Wina : Jancuk!! Aku iki lanang, Mo! Aku koncomu, WinaRNO!!! Eling, Mo, eling. Aku WinaRNO !! (terjemahan : Sialan!! Saya ini cowok, Mo! Aku temenmu, WinaRNO!!! Sadar, Mo, sadar... Aku WinaRNO!! Artinya - Wina seneng sama Bimo. Masa' sampe ngaku-ngaku cowok segala. Ngotot lagi! Wina ngaku cowok kan biar selalu bisa santai dan deket sama Bimo.

Anto : Yen aku suka banget dech ama kamu. kayaknya kita cocok dach jalan bareng, kompak dan serasi Yenni : nggak, nggak bisa kita kan hanya temen, lagian klo ketemu mesti berantem mana ada cocoknya, lagian lo sukanya ngibul mulu. Artinya - Yenni sebenernya suka ama anto, buktinya walau tau sering dikibulin tetep aja mo temenan ama anto.

Jadi. jawaban apapun yang nantinya diberikan sama si cewek, peluang selalu ada dan gak pernah ketutup. So, tetap semangat Keep On fightin!

Posted at 12:36 am by Kikio
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Jul 22, 2004

my vacation

aloo.. diary hari ini... :)
cerita jalan2... biasa aja ko' paling waktu pp aja tuh yang asyikkk.. waktu pegi sempat naik cassa TNI AU lho!! hahahaha.. kejadian yang jarang tuh.. tapi sarah juga pernah naik herkules lho!! puciiing.. ya emang.. abis sarah orangnya gak kuat naik pesawat..alias mabuk udara.. mabuk laut juga iya.. darat aja yang gak gitu bikin mabuk.. persen alkoholnya sikit siy... hahahaha.. :p

waktu pulang karna gak dapet seat musti transit d medan ampe 2 hari.. nginep d rumah saudara.. n satu malem lagi nginep d hotel.. satu kamar beramai-ramai.. karna gak ada kamar kosong lagi.. :D

besoknya langsung masuk sekolah dech!! ketemu temen-temen lagi.. sekarang dah hari ke empat d kelas tiga.. musti belajar lebih keras nich perjuangan lebih berat dari sebelumnya .. saingan.. wuuiih makin hebat2 euyyy

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Jul 5, 2004

ANNIE BUDDY ? ANNIE WAN ? NOE WAN ? SUM BUDDY ?

Lee Sum Wan : Hello can i speak to Annie Wan
Mr Sori : Yes u could speak to me.

Lee Sum Wan : No, i want to speak to Annie Wan!
Mr Sori : You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Lee Sum Wan : Im Sum Wan. And i need to talk to Annie
Wan! Its urgent.
Mr Sori : I know u are someone and u want to talk to
anyone! But whats this urgent matter about?

Lee Sum Wan : Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that
our brother was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got
injured and now Noe wan is being sent to the hospital.
Right now Avery Wan is going to the hospital.
Mr Sori : Look if no one was injured and no one was
sent to the hospital from the accident that isnt an
urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but i dont
have time for this!!!

Lee Sum Wan : You are rude. Who are you?
Mr Sori : Im Sori.

Lee Sum Wan : You should be sorry. Now give me your
name!
Mr Sori : Im Sori!!

Lee Sum Wan : I dont like your tone of voice Mr and i
dont care, give me your name!
Mr Sori : Look lady, I told you already Im Sori! Im
Sori!! Im SORI!!! you didnt even give me your name!

Lee Sum Wan : I told u before im Sum Wan! Sum Wan!!!
You better be careful my father is Sum Buddy. And my
uncle holds a very big position in the company. He is
Noe Buddy.
Mr Sori : Oh im so scared(sarcastically).Look i dont
care about ur uncle he's a nobody. Everybody thinks
his top dog and holding an important position in the
company.

Lee Sum Wan : No Avery Buddy just married my aunt. And
Avery Buddy doesn't work there.
Mr Sori : Like i said i dont care which one of ur
aunt screws everybody and i also know that not
everybody works here! Jeez!!!

Lee Sum Wan : Wheech Wan is my sis!
Mr. Sori : I dont know which one is ur sis! Why in
gods name u think i do!? Look i got work to do and if
im feeling mischievious i'll broadcast it on the P.A
system saying. "Attention, someone called and said
that anyones brother just got involved in an accident.
But not to worry no one got injured and no one was
sent to the hospital. But everyone is going to the
hospital anyways. The father maybe a somebody but if
u're their uncle, u're a nobody. "how bout that!?
Toot....Toot....Toot.................

Posted at 07:32 pm by Kikio
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Jul 4, 2004

Enaknya jadi cewek

Singkatan KO = Kata Orang

1. Cowok angkat barang berat
KO : Udah biasa, biarin aja nggak usah dibantuin
Cewek angkat barang berat
KO : Kesian banget, bantuin yuk..emang suaminya ke mana ?

2. Cowok pake baju cewek
KO : Idih mbak..mo ke mana ? suwit..suwit..(bencong maksudnya)
Cewek pake baju cowok
KO : Cool..boleh juga..eksentrik

3. Cowok nganterin ceweknya orang
KO : Kamu siapa ? jedag..jedug (digebukin ama cowoknya yg cewek)
Cewek dianterin ama cowok orang lain
KO : Tetep aja yg digebugin yg cowok ama cowoknya yg cewek, bingungkan..he..he..

4. Cowok suka shopping
KO: Amit-amit..kayak cewek aja..
Cewek suka shopping
KO: Udah biasalah maklum cewek :p

5. Cowok muter-muter di mall
KO: Muter-muter terus, nggak beli-beli...kayak setrikaan nggak panas-panas
Cewek muter-muter di mall
KO: Maklumlah blom ada yang cocok buat dibeli..

6. Cowok ditraktir cewek
KO: Pelit banget sih..dasar cowok gak bermodal
Cewek ditraktir cowok
KO: Emang seharusnya gitu

7. Cowok cengeng ngeliat sinetron
KO : Dasar cengeng, gitu aja nangis...gengsi doongg !!
Cewek cengeng ngeliat sinetron
KO : Bener2 berperasaan halus..dia pasti terharu..

8. Cowok nggak kerja
KO : Nggak punya malu
Cewek nggak kerja
KO : Lebih mementingkan keluarga

9. Cowok suka marah-marah
KO : Kasar banget dia, moga aja ntar suamiku nggak gitu
Cewek suka marah-marah
KO : Pasti dia lagi datang bulan

10. Cowok menangis & ketawa dalam satu waktu
KO : Gila
Cewek menangis & ketawa dalam satu waktu
KO : Begitulah cewek

11. Cowok idiot
KO : Malu-maluin
Cewek idiot
KO : Dia kan cantik

12. Cowok ngabisin duit istrinya
KO : Pasti buat selingkuh
Cewek ngabisin duit suaminya
KO : Itulah tugas cewek

naaah... 12 hal di atas nunjukin perbedaan cewek dan cowok dalam mata masyarakat yang sebenernya gak bener semuanya 100 persen!!

Posted at 02:16 pm by Kikio
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